were am I going with my life?
{WHAT IS LOVE.
BABY DON’T HURT ME.
DON’T HURT ME.
NO MORE. }
Mother watching Lord Of The Rings.
Mother: What's Dumbledore doing there?
Me: That's Gandalf, Mother.
Mother: Why are those Dwarves hanging around Dumbledore?
Me: Those are Hobbits.
Mother: Why has that one got a ring?
Me: Not even answering that.
Mother: Whose the blonde girl in the back?
Me: Legolas.
Mother: That can't be. He has legs.
Mother: OOO look! The sorting hat.
Mother: That isn't Hogwarts.
Me: Please tell me you are joking.
Mother: What? Ooo look. Dumbledore and Will Turner are talking!
Me: I give up.
